That’s us, guys. We’re the all purpose mockable fools and buffoons
The dopey dads in the friends and family phone commercials? One of them busts a piñata so the cascading goodies demonstrate how many people you can call for free? Another one pours a gallon of sprinkles on the ice cream to make the same point (and the feckless dope behind the counter)? Guys.
The idiot kid in the AT&T commercials who can’t quite grasp the concept that old minutes are as good as new minutes? A guy.
The morons in the don’t drink and drive commercials – motorcycle helmet filled with beer, car filled with wine? Guys.
The poor old doofus who can’t find his medicine in the drug store? A guy.
And real guys couldn’t care less.