A Canadian friend sent this. It’s from a letter to Prime Minister Harper from someone named Woosie extolling his economic plan.

In jail, pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.

They’d have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.

A guard would check on them every hour and bring meals and snacks to their cells.

They would have family visits in suites built for that purpose.

They would have access to libraries, weight rooms, spiritual counselling and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a TV, radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay $400.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.