Comments on: It’s Raining Catalogs, Catalogues,Too. http://www.gutsofaburglar.com/its-raining-catalogs-cataloguestoo/observations Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:10:27 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Michael Shaw http://www.gutsofaburglar.com/its-raining-catalogs-cataloguestoo/observations/comment-page-1#comment-14 Michael Shaw Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:19:10 +0000 http://www.gutsofaburglar.com/?p=74#comment-14 So Hammacher's been around 150 years, or whatever. Call up, pretend your like ninety years old and you've got some weird gizmo they might have sold at the turn of the century. "I'd like to return this here ozone paper, I bought from ye, in nineteen hundred and twenty three." See how long they'll put up with you. My guess is that they just send out a gift certificate toward your next purchase....you think they're going too send you money? These are catalog's brother! They make Mr. Crabs look like Sister Theresa. http://www.freewebs.com/flowera/untitled.bmp So Hammacher’s been around 150 years, or whatever. Call up, pretend your like ninety years old and you’ve got some weird gizmo they might have sold at the turn of the century. “I’d like to return this here ozone paper, I bought from ye, in nineteen hundred and twenty three.” See how long they’ll put up with you. My guess is that they just send out a gift certificate toward your next purchase….you think they’re going too send you money? These are catalog’s brother! They make Mr. Crabs look like Sister Theresa.

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]]> By: Michael Shaw http://www.gutsofaburglar.com/its-raining-catalogs-cataloguestoo/observations/comment-page-1#comment-13 Michael Shaw Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:12:47 +0000 http://www.gutsofaburglar.com/?p=74#comment-13 Hey, hello from Frontgate! One of our copywriters just found your blog. Lively and interesting. Consider yourself bitten! You actually read catalogs? That's mistake number one... Hey, hello from Frontgate! One of our copywriters just found your blog.
Lively and interesting. Consider yourself bitten! You actually read catalogs? That’s mistake number one…

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