Talk about Happy Trails to You.

There must be 2,000 SKUs in the Chick’s Discount Saddlery catalog and I have no use for any of them.

It’s the cheapest looking catalog you’ve ever seen, printed on old school newsprint, no cover, no glossy anything. Just a gazillion plain but very clear photos with straightforward copy selling everything anyone with a horse could possibly need, hundreds and hundreds of different things including bits, reins and bridles, horse blankets and saddles, grazing muffles, snaffle bridles, Navajo saddle blankets (30” x 30” for just $6.99), spur straps with rhinestones, girths and cinches, farrier’s equipment, boots, Ivermectin paste wormers, bucket straps. All cheap as hell.

Now all I need is a horse.

And somewhere to keep it.

And somewhere else to ride it.

And Gabby Hayes to look after it.