Billy Mays drive you nuts? So what?

I can’t change channels quickly enough when he comes on. Fifteen years ago, the only thing I’d have hired him to pitch was a competitor’s product. But that’s because I’m an idiot. Max Appel, not an idiot, hired Mays in ‘95 to pitch Orange Glo and made millions.
Now I think of Billy Mays as a lesson in DM humility, a perfect example that the fact that I (or you or anyone else) doesn’t like something is irrelevant. The only question is … does it work? A Billy Mays pitch works, not on me but on enough people to make a huge difference. Now he’s got his own TV show. It’s called The Pitchmen.
David Ogilvy said, “You can’t bore people into buying your product. “But evidently, you can SHOUT them into it.
SHOUTING EVEN SELLS MOPS! IT EVEN SELLS DETERGENT! IT SELLS PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING!!! WHY WON’T SOMEBODY TRYING PITCHING A CLIENT WITH IT?!?!?!?!
Phew! Glad I got that out of my system.